- Monday 16 March 2026
- 13:30 Age verification isn't sage verification when it's inside operating systems [cache]
- 13:18 Flaw in UK's corporate registry let directors rummage through rival records [cache]
- 12:37 Microsoft points at Samsung after Galaxy app bug locks users out of C:/ [cache]
- 12:05 UK splashes £45M on AI supercomputer to help crack fusion power [cache]
- 11:15 West Sussex's Oracle rollout pushed back again as costs balloon 15 times [cache]
- 10:30 Horizon redress still a mess, MPs say – and Fujitsu hasn't paid a penny [cache]
- 08:30 Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble [cache]
- 07:24 AWS S3 turns 20 and reaches ‘hundreds of exabytes’ [cache]
- 04:35 Repopulate! Repopulate! Two lost Doctor Who episodes turn up in private collection [cache]
- 01:57 India tests whether AI can stop trains hitting elephants [cache]
- 00:24 Outsourcer Telus admits to attack – may have lost a petabyte of data to ShinyHunters [cache]
- Sunday 15 March 2026
- 23:00 Nvidia GTC will be full of surprises - just not for the consumer class [cache]
- 13:34 Jury out on whether Americans approve or disapprove of datacenters [cache]
- 10:30 Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs [cache]
- Saturday 14 March 2026
- 10:11 Inside the datacenter where the day starts with topping up cerebrospinal fluid [cache]
- Friday 13 March 2026
- 23:36 Claude charts a new course with charts, of course [cache]
- 20:09 GitHub infuriates students by removing some models from free Copilot plan [cache]
- 19:13 AFRINIC accuses litigant of trying to ‘paralyse’ it [cache]
- 18:48 'Are you freaking crazy?' Bot harasses woman, gets led away by cops [cache]
- 18:17 Credential-stealing crew spoofs VPN clients from Cisco, Fortinet, and others [cache]
- 16:27 After years of being stood up, ARM64 Linux users finally get Chrome date [cache]
- 14:44 Watchdog boss calls Capita's £370M DWP win 'extraordinary' amid pension portal dumpster fire [cache]
- 14:40 Microsoft veteran Rajesh Jha prepares to retire, triggers yet another reorg [cache]
- 14:13 Azure startup credits don't apply to Claude via Azure AI Foundry, reader finds – after $1,600 charge [cache]
- 14:02 RAM is getting expensive, so squeeze the most from it [cache]
- 13:48 NASA pencils in fresh Artemis II Moon launch attempt for April 1 [cache]
- 13:39 Interpol cybercrime crackdown leads to 94 arrests, 45,000 IP takedowns [cache]
- 13:23 Nanny state discovers Linux, demands it check kids' IDs before booting [cache]
- 13:18 Atomic Britain: UK plans regulatory reset to boost nuclear power [cache]
- 12:50 NanoClaw latches onto Docker Sandboxes for safer AI agents [cache]
- 12:25 Google rushes Chrome update fixing two zero-days already under attack [cache]
- 12:00 Windows pays tribute to Britain's creaking rail network with a BSOD [cache]
- 11:15 Openreach: Fiber can sniff out leaky water pipes – if anyone bothers fixing them [cache]
- 08:30 Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds [cache]
- 07:30 AI Burning Man happens next week – here's what <i>The Register</i> expects at GTC 2026 [cache]
- 05:22 Prince of PDFs, Adobe CEO Shantanu Narayen, to step down after 18 years [cache]
- 04:22 Apple takes a bite out of app store fees in China [cache]
- 02:00 Pentagon AI chief praises Palantir tech for speeding battlefield strikes [cache]
- 00:49 Rogue AI agents can work together to hack systems and steal secrets [cache]
- Thursday 12 March 2026
- 23:39 Perplexity: Everything is Computer, everything is AI, Computer is everything, AI is us [cache]
- 21:32 District denies enrollment to child based on license plate reader data [cache]
- 20:17 Microsoft Copilot now boarding your health information [cache]
- 18:01 White House activates Yu-Gi-Oh's trap card by using anime clip for war comms [cache]
- 17:41 Medical equipment techs beg for right-to-repair lifeline [cache]
- 17:23 Operating Lightning takes down SocksEscort proxy network blamed for tens of millions in fraud [cache]
- 17:00 Oracle tops up restructuring fund for FY26 by $500M [cache]
- 16:33 Musk makes the Macrohard joke again [cache]
- 15:36 Users protest as Google Antigravity price floats upward [cache]
- 15:23 Quicksort inventor Tony Hoare reaches the base case at 92 [cache]
- 14:47 NASA probe checks out years early because this solar cycle is a real drag [cache]