• Monday 1 June 2026
• 20:35 PewDiePie Is Here to Offer You Privacy Assurances in the Age of AI 
• 20:15 Summon the Witch: ‘Hokum’ Comes Home Tomorrow 
• 19:55 Anthropic Just Beat OpenAI in the IPO Race 
• 19:40 Deranged Robotics Cult at Duke Accidentally Summons Lovecraftian Outer God 
• 19:30 Hot Tick Summer Is Here and They’re Sucking Up Our Blood More Than Usual 
• 19:08 Here’s Your First Look at Lex Luthor in ‘Man of Tomorrow’ 
• 19:00 Dinosaurs Devour Suburbia in the Wild New Trailer for ‘The End of Oak Street’ 
• 19:00 Wall Street Is Already Bending Its Rules to Suck More People Into SpaceX’s IPO 
• 19:00 New Data Chip Activates a Secret Message When You Breathe On It 
• 18:40 Claude Got an ‘Honesty’ Upgrade. Some Users Would Rather Live in a Web of Lies 
• 18:00 ‘Stranger Things’ Vecna Design Was Inspired by Embryonic Sacs and Charred Meat 
• 17:30 EcoFlow’s New 45W Power Bank Sounds Great if You’re Always Losing Your Cables 
• 17:15 Microsoft’s Surface Laptop Ultra Is Picking a Fight With the M5 Max MacBook Pro 
• 17:00 This Matrix-Inspired Program Only Needs 16 Bytes to Produce a Chiptune Banger 
• 16:50 Meta Has a Ridiculous Amount of Smart Glasses Planned for This Year 
• 16:30 Filming Has Already Wrapped on ‘Evil Dead Wrath’ 
• 16:00 The Films and Shows You Should Be Streaming in June 2026 
• 15:00 90 New Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Horror Books Arriving in June 
• 14:00 Surprise, ‘Masters of the Universe’ is Coming to IMAX 
• 13:30 An OpenAI Model ‘Disproved’ a Famous Math Conjecture. This Mathematician Couldn’t Leave It Alone 
• 13:00 ‘Backrooms’ Opens As a Record-Breaking Juggernaut 
• 13:00 Is Xiaomi’s Smart Band 10 Pro the New Budget Smart Band King? 
• 12:57 JPMorgan’s Jamie Dimon Says Coinbase’s CEO Is ‘Full of Sh*t’ on Crypto Bill 
• 12:50 Reolink Covers Every Security Scenario With Its Latest Lineup of Cameras 
• 07:07 Nvidia Now Has a Laptop Chip, and You Can Probably Guess What It’s Built for 
• 06:27 The Expected Price of MSI’s New Claw 8 Handheld Will Make You Cry 
• 02:00 AMD’s Plan to Fix RAM Costs: Bring Back Bygone CPUs 
• 01:27 Alienware’s New 5K Curved Gaming Monitor Has Almost Too Much Going on 
• 01:00 Dell’s New XPS 13 Is PC’s First Real MacBook Neo Competitor 
• 00:33 Warren Buffett Has Apparently Fully Ghosted Bill Gates Over the Epstein Stuff 
• Sunday 31 May 2026
• 21:58 Apple Is Officially Coming for Meta’s Privacy-Invading Lunch With Its Own Smart Glasses in Late 2027 
• 20:50 A New Book Chronicles the Birth of ‘E.T.’ 
• 18:25 The ‘Minecraft’ Movie Sequel Gets a New Name and First Look 
• 16:32 ’28 Years Later’ May Get a Third Movie After All 
• 13:30 The Best Gadgets of May 2026 
• Saturday 30 May 2026
• 23:11 Anthropic Is Now Worth More Than OpenAI 
• 21:03 Polymarket Cracks Down on VPN Users as Legal Pressure Intensifies in Dozens of Countries 
• 20:50 A Remake of ‘The Birds’ Is Flying to Television 
• 20:22 A Company Will Clean Your Nasty Apartment For Free if You Let Them Record It 
• 20:10 As 1 Million New Car Buyers Vanish From U.S. Economy, a New Car Increasingly Becomes a Distant Dream 
• 18:25 Amazon Pisses Off Animation Industy With AI Animation Fund 
• 16:56 Waymo Is Fleetmogging Tesla in Texas 
• 16:30 RIP Marcia Lucas, Award-Winning Editor of ‘Star Wars’ 
• 13:00 Companies Are Getting Burned by Burning Tons of Tokens 
• 02:00 Xiaomi Claims Watch S5 Has 21 Days of Battery Life 
• 00:00 ‘.hack//Sign’ Still Hits as an Existential Gaming Anime About the Virtues of Logging Off 
• Friday 29 May 2026
• 23:45 Senator Raises Alarms Over TikTok’s Handling of American Users’ Data 
• 23:15 There’s a Deadly ‘Rotating’ Soup of Forbidden Toxins at Lake Erie 
• 23:00 Damien Leone Has His Post-‘Terrifier’ Plans in Place 
• 22:50 Dev Says He’s Getting Threats After Leaving a Booby Trap for Vibe Coders